my interview with a vampire

me: I won't kill you if you don't attack me, deal?
vamp:__________________________________

me: Are you really dead?
vamp:__________________________________

me: Who did this to you?
vamp:__________________________________

me The mirror thing. True or False?
vamp:__________________________________

me: Do you regret becoming a vampire?
vamp:__________________________________

me: Could you subsist off coconut milk instead?
vamp:__________________________________

me: Then why don't you live in the tropics?
vamp:__________________________________

me: Oh I didn't realize that. Which tropical area
features the highest vampire population?
vamp:__________________________________

me: on a scale of 1-10, how does coconut milk
compare with fresh human blood?
vamp:__________________________________

me: Interesting . . .